This is what I’m talking about people. This is the stuff of genius. This is what I miss most about the US. Well maybe not most. People using stick deodorant rather than spray, that might be number one. Also up there is late-night delivery, NYC pizza, and Tim Tebow. But that’s neither here nor there. Lindsay Lohan is suing the geniuses of E*Trade for this baby commercial. The baby girl in it refers to Lindsay as a boyfriend stealer and a ‘milkaholic’ ***, so naturally Miss Lohan assumed it was about her. Her lawyer said Lindsay has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. (Riiight) ‘Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan.’

I don’t know what I love more … this commercial or the news that Lindsay is suing E*Trade for $100 million over it. Oh LiLo, don’t cry over spilt milk.

***NOTE: I’m using single quotations rather than double now. It’s more Australian. Plus I need to get in the habit of it for work. I also might start adding random U’s into words

***Additional note: I'm aware this commercial is old for you guys. It's new to me. I just saw it today. Bear with me people.